English Rules
Ostalski, Andrei Sashok, a Russian living in southern England with his British wife and her parents, leads a monotonous existence, ever fearful that he has not fully adapted to his foreign surroundings and might commit a cultural faux-pas.
One day his routine is broken when he is accosted on his morning commute by a man of outlandish appearance and manner.
Sashok's attention is distracted by the man's antics while his briefcase is switched and replaced by an...